August 21, 2018

20 Funny Instagram captions for friends.


  • A good friend knows all your stories. A best friend helped you write them.
  • True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together.
  • When my best friend and I first met, we were both like, “You’re really weird.”
  • We go together like drunk and disorderly.
  • Friendship is finding that special someone you can enjoy being a dumbass with.
  • Friends become our chosen family!
  • A sweet friendship refreshes the soul!
  • Best Friends make good times better and hard times easier!
  • Don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship!
  • Finding friends with the same mental disorder: priceless!
  • I hope we’re friends until we die. Then, I hope we stay ghost friends so we can walk through walls and scare the crap out of people.
  • We will always be friends until we are old and senile. Then we can be new friends.
  • We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home.
  • Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.
  • Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick like an octopus on your face.
  • You say I’m dirty-minded, but how did you understand what I meant?
  • Besides chocolate, you’re my favorite.
  • Short girls are badass.
  • Hard times will always reveal true friends.
  • I am not short. I am a people McNugget.